jane's addiction

It's a widely known fact about me, that I have a tendency towards petty theft. Case in point - those glasses in that photo of me, are not my glasses. Nor are they a friend of mine's glasses. Somehow, in a strange drunken burst...I manage to persuade some guy to give me his glasses, at the point of exchange I ran off with them. I don't know why I do this.

On arriving home the other night I was tempted to try and pinch a bicycle. However, I've always wanted to have a bicycle at uni so that I could ride to and from classes. The glasses I cannot explain away quite so readily. I have no vision problems, I can see perfectly without the aid of spectacles, yet, I really felt compelled to take this poor fellow's glasses.

Luckily for him, if you're at all interested, he managed to get them back off me. A clever bloke indeed.